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Funny Status for Whatsapp in Hindi & English

 

Funny Status for Whatsapp in Hindi & English

You were born an original, don't die a copy.

Apparently, Justin Bieber has got a new song called "If I Were A Boy"!

That awkward moment when you drop your Easter egg and Lady Gaga falls out.

If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, it's one of two things: either a new girl, or a new car!

The first status im gonna post on facebook in 2013 is : anybody alive out there?

I'm BORED of being BORED because being BORED is B-O-R-I-N-G!

Believes that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free.

"Chillax" ironicly the most irritating word known to man.

All of my passwords are "incorrect" so my computer always tells me if I forget.

If 9/11 taught us anything, it's that Superman's a lazy ass.

How do you get your name put in lights all over the world? Change it to Emergency Exit.

I wish our lives came with a remote control. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast 4ward the bad times. Rewind the good memories.

The only reason i gave you my number was because i thought you were drunk and would lose it.

Wouldn't it be good if Ctrl+Alt+Del worked on stupid people!

Why is Monday sooooo far away from Friday, and Friday is so freaking close to Monday?

Save the Earth...It's the only planet that has chocolate!

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present.

Dear Kanye West, roses are red, violets are blue. If Justin Bieber wins another award, you know what to do.

Just rescued a beer that was trapped in the fridge!

I'd like to be so rich that my dog has a dog!

Making mirrors look good since 1992!

I'm pretty sure that mother nature has been taken over by an evil step-mother!

If you're good looking and you know it click the 'LIKE' button.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't!

If any of you ever get an email from me and the subject is tinned meat. Go ahead and delete it, it's just SPAM.

I was getting mugged and I kept saying Swiper no swiping, Swiper no swiping. Apparently he never watched Dora the Explorer.

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

A friend asked me: "What does 'I.d.k' mean?" I answered: "I don't know"; he said: "Wow, that's weird, no one seems to know it."

Let's eat out grandma. Let's eat out, grandma. Punctuation saves lives, learn to use it people. It also helps avoid confusion. :)

Laundry is teaching Racism. Keeping whites and colors seperate.




Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Things people say when a movie finishes in the theaters. 5% I can't wait for the sequel. 5% that was great acting. 90% I gotta go pee!

Lifes too short? Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife. Problem solved.

I may never know your reasons why, but someday I'm gonna see the good in your goodbye.

I have probably learnt more from google, than i have learnt from my school.

My first detention: My 6th grade teacher pointed a ruler at me and said "at the end of this ruler is an idiot." I asked which end he meant.

Next time put your phone down before waving to a cop.

Pinocchio had a tough time to set up a business. He had an issue with his lie-ability.

Admit it: at some point in time you've tried to see if you had super powers.

We should have a way of telling pepol their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like: "Well I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!"

I'm pretty Sure that the guy who put the extra "R" in February is the same guy that thought of how to spell Wednesday.

I was standing in the queue at the bank today, when two heavily armed guys came in. I think they were bodybuilders.

Some legends say we must sacrifice Justin Bieber to appease the volcano.

Dear Mother Nature, we are not Ice Cream or other frozen food. We do NOT need to be kept at dis temp for long periods of time. PLEASE STOP!

Tip of the Day: Trying to lose weight? Play Poker! You lose thousands of pounds!

Women are like roads: the more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

If you're going to be 2 faced at least make one pretty.

If you are brave to say "good bye", life will reward you with a new "hello" (",).

I think I've finally gotten the hang of this whole "Posting without thinking" thing that everybody is doing.




I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot!

If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer!

If dogs had facebook, I wonder if they would have our picture as their profile pic?

Looks are deceiving yet seeing is believing.

Thanks to Finding Nemo, I have 2 addresses memorized. My own and P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney, Australia.

I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. It makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert!

Every new Mcdonalds creates 40 jobs: 20 dentists and 20 heart surgeons.

 

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