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[150+] Merry Christmas Quotes – Status, Wishes & Messages





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Merry Christmas Quotes – Status, Wishes & Messages

 

The smells of Christmas are the smells of childhood.’

‘Love the giver more than the gift.‘




‘Go to bed instead of reading my status……Santa will be here soon.

‘Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.

In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.’

Christmas is not as much aboutopening our presents as opening our hearts.’

‘It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.’

‘At Christmas, all roads lead home.’

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.’

‘I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.’

‘The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!’

‘A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.’




‘My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?’

‘One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day.  Don’t clean it up too quickly.’

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time.
Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?’

‘It is not even the beginning of Christmas unless it is Christmas in the heart.’

‘We should try to hold on to the Christmas spirit, not just one day a year, but all 365.’

‘It is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself.’

What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.




Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

‘The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.

‘There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.’

Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.

The best Christmas of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another.

Wishing all my family and friends a happy and healthy Christmas and New Year. Be safe and Don’t Drink and Drive.

It’s Christmas and new year is coming closer to an end! what’s the funniest thing you remember me doing this year?? Comment below.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone. Keep the Christ in Christmas, and share the love, peace and forgiveness

Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. it’s only fair since you’re getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also..

The best Christmas of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another.

May this Christmas end the present year on a cheerful note and make wayfor a fresh and bright new year. Here’s wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire




To gladden your hearts and fill every desire.

In the midnight small magical snowflakes

Will fall from the sky and fulfil your desires.

Merry Christmas!

I heard the bells on Christmas Day,

Their old, familiar carols play, And wild and sweet,

The words repeat Of peace on earth, good-will to men!

Happy Christmas.

A silent night

A star above in the sky

A blessed gift of hope and love




A blessed Christmas to you!

Christmas brings miracle and hope,

wished to share some with you.

Have a Merrylicious Christmas!

Be Merry, Be Happy

For Santa is Here To Make Your Christmas Dandy

Faith makes all things possible,

Hope makes all things work,

Love makes all things beautiful,

May you have all the three for this Christmas.

Jingle bells

what fun it is to

This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone!!!

wishes you a happy time on Christmas. Merry Christmas!

I believe in the magic of Christmas

Christmas tells us We Are Never Alone. So WhatsApp me whenever you can.




Christmas is always in my heart like you are always on my WhatsApp list.

Always Available for a Christmas Party.

This Christmas don’t open your wallets, open your heart.

Santa might not visit your Christmas party this year, but I will. WhatsApp Me.

I am dreaming of White Christmas, but it doesn’t snow here.

The real magic of Christmas is that the money from wallet vanishes instantly.

Warmest Wishes to All of You This Christmas.

This Christmas don’t gift me with a present, give me your presence.

Wishing You a Season of Blessings from Heaven above.

Behind every kid’s smile is Santa Claus.

This Christmas don’t WhatsApp me, send me a gift.

My Christmas gift is when your status changes from Last Seen At to Online and then to Typing.

You’re my guiding star so I’ll follow you everywhere this Christmas.

I don’t need to diet this Christmas. I am inspired by Santa Claus.

The difference between snowmen and snowwomen are snowballs.

Finally Christmas is here. I waited 364 days for this one.




Grammatically Santa’s elves are subordinate clauses.I’m not Santa. But you can still sit on my lap 😉

Christmas is cancelled. I told Santa I’ve been good this year. He died laughing.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho.

My girlfriend told me she was hoping for a white Christmas.. So I spunked in her eyes

I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas, Not cause I like snow or anything, I’m just a racist.

How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman would wear the same outfit year after year.

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.

What’s red and white and red, red and white, and red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a hill!

A boy writes to Santa asking for a brother and receives a reply back from Santa send me your mother.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.




Why is Christmas just like another day at the office? You end up doing all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Why is Santa a man? Because only a man can wear the same attire every year.

Microsoft has Windows, but Santa has Chimneys.

You can only believe in Santa if the kid inside you is alive.

Santa never locks his bags because he owns a black belt.

When you smell my presents, Santa Claus is around.

Santa’s biggest gift to me is YOU.

You better WhatsApp Me on Christmas or I’ll see you on a Boxing Day.

Christmas is just like WhatsApp. It brings you closer to me.

Christmas reminds me that I am in great need of gifts.

This Christmas I don’t need to buy a gift, because you’re already by my side.

Every day is a Christmas, but then we celebrate it only one day a year and wait for 364 days.

This Christmas spread your fragrance, wear a nice perfume.

The only complaint that most shoppers have during Christmas is one of long standing.

The Christmas in your heart spreads the feeling of Christmas in the air.

Christmas is like snowflakes, each beautiful and unique in its own way.

The best thing I remember about Christmas is my childhood.

Time is the best gift you can gift someone this Christmas.

Friends like you are like Christmas lights even when they are far away they still make your Christmas seem colorful.

This Christmas don’t be a miser buy your own presents. Santa is busy.

I have a glass ready to celebrate with anybody who has the spirit of Christmas.

Its finally that time of the year when we make false promises to ourselves in the name of resolutions. Happy New Year.

Go ahead make a resolution. Its not as complicated as pregnancy.

Throughout this year I have bugged the hell out of you, today I just want to say that I will continue the same in the next year.

New Year is not a life-changing event. You just change your resolutions.

Stop checking my status. I don’t post my resolutions here.

All my resolutions eventually get flushed in the hangover.

All I am asking this year is some luck.

Every year I make a resolution to Be Myself, but circumstances change me.

Thank God for allowing you to have a fresh start and mess it up again.

Don’t wait for the luck to come to you, work hard and grab it with both hands.

Even if you had one bad year, remember there’s still life ahead.

Step into a new year and kick your troubles out of the window.

This year if you want a different result, make a different choice and do things in a different way.

Life always gives you a second chance, its called Happy New Year.

Every year is different, treat it differently.

New Year is like a restart button. Use it to start things over.




I am sleeping off this New Year so that I can work on my dreams for the next 365 days.

Don’t give up at the start because beginnings are never easy.

This year try and make small efforts to see big changes in your life.

Every year life gives us 365 days to find the meaning to our life.

If this year was ordinary, do something extra in the next year and make it extra-ordinary.

 

Celebrate your life as each day comes. Happy New Year.e live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police

Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong. ……

Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”

If you already tried things, this year focus on doing it.

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of the glass.

If things are not going your way, forget your last year as a bad dream and consider your new one as a wakeup call.

This year I found a new device that can turn your thoughts into speech. Its called Alcohol.

This year my resolution is to find out who I am.

I am sort of lazy so I’ve decided to postpone writing my resolutions till December.

If you can’t commit to your resolutions. Don’t worry you’re not alone.

New Year is the time of resolution and reflection.

A resolution is usually to avoid an evil, but in most cases the evil is far more advanced.

What is that one thing that didn’t let you fulfill your resolutions? Circumstances

The year is about to change, will you?

I usually make resolutions when I am drunk, that way I never have to commit it.

I wanted to quit all my bad habits this year, but I am an optimistic, not a quitter.

The moment the New Year party ends, it’s a nightmare.

My Christmas wish not only for me and my family, but for all of you as well: peace of mind, health of body, strength of spirit.

Christmas is not about giving and receiving gifts. Its about the birth of Baby Jesus in the manger! Jesus is the reason for the season!

To my Friends and Family, Near and Far: I love you all and hope you have a very Merry Christmas..

Christmas is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas.

Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year – and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority.

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. don’t clean it up too quickly..

Christmas does not come from the pockets, it comes from the heart. It’s not about gifts, rather family and friends. MERRY CHRISTMAS

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Merry Christmas




When you have Christmas in your heart it doesn’t matter what’s under the tree.

Santa won’t be coming this year… He died laughing when you said you’d been a good girl.

Please Santa, I’ve been good all year .. most of the time .. sometimes .. OK, Don’t worry I’ll buy my own Christmas presents.

Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it WHITE.

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones!

Can I have your picture, So Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me on this CHRISTMAS.

To my friends and family, near and far, I love you all and hope you have a Merry Christmas..

Dear Santa, I didn’t want to make it too hard for you this year, So the only thing on my wish list is 1 year paid leave from work with bonus.

Santa is always jolly, he knows where the naughty girls live.

Wish you happy holidays season with unforgettable Christmas and New Year.

Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.

Selfishness makes Christmas a burden, love makes it a delight.

“SANTA” rearranged is “SATAN”.. I’m on to you fat man.

Christmas carols tend to make me a little homicidal, especially in November..

I am dreaming of a “White Christmas” Too bad it doesn’t snow here..

Merry Christmas! From my wall to yours..

It’s Christmas and new year is coming closer to an end! what’s the funniest thing you remember me doing this year?? Comment below.

The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree! Those gifts are friends, family, kids and the one you love!!

Dear Santa, I didn’t want to make it too hard for you this year, so, the only thing on my list this year is 1 year paid leave from work. with bonus.

As Christmas began in the heart of God Let us complete that love by extending our hearts to others.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone. Keep the Christ in Christmas, and share the love, peace and forgiveness

A boy writes to Santa asking for a brother and receives a reply back from Santa send me your mother

Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. it’s only fair since you’re getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also..

I know it’s only September but there are less than 100 shopping days left til Christmas..

I have just been kidnapped by a fat dude in a red suit, shoved in a bag and taken to the north pole and wrapped up. Who put me on their Christmas list?




May the miracle of Christmas fill your heart with warmth and love. Christmas is the time of giving and sharing. It is the time of loving and forgiving.

ha ha ha Christmas is coming and there’s nothing you can do about it..

To all of my family and the friends I have made, Those who left for awhile and those who have stayed, Merry Christmas with hugs and kisses..

The real magic of Christmas is how quickly money vanishes from my wallet.

well, that’s Christmas over for another year..

All I want for Christmas, cannot be found at a store.

We all have our own call of duty. Mine is to serve Christ.

Hope you know how much it means to wish the best for you, because you’re always thought about with love the whole year through. Warmest wishes on Christmas Day!

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